Small Penis

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

I know that I was supposed to post last week, and that post was supposed to be on how much of a non-issue having a small penis is, but as you can see that did not end up happening. Well, Since it IS the end of the month I'm technically supposed to post a story about my own experience, so this post will be my segue to that "small penis" post, but after next week's review.

Even though I plan to write about how a man with a small penis isn't necessarily the worst thing for a woman to experience, this post is going to be about the opposite.

I've had my fair share of "small penis" experiences, but fortunately it hasn't been the majority. One experience sticks out the most mainly because it was pretty bad. I went out with this guy, who I will refer to as L, a few times. The last time I went out with him we went to a concert and had a really great time. There was a lot of flirting, and a lot of getting physical; close dancing, hand holding, kissing, and caressing. All of the physical interaction was really turning me on, so I knew that we were definitely going to get it on that night. When he finally took me home, and started to do some heavy petting, I decided to just go for it and start undressing him, he reciprocated and began to undress me. When we were both finally naked, I noticed the size, or lack thereof, of his penis. I remember thinking about how disappointed I was but hoped that there would at least be some really fun foreplay.

The foreplay never happened. L decided to just go straight to the penetration, which was sort of a HUGE bummer. What happened next was sort of embarrassing. While we were having sex, doggie style, I fell asleep. Now let me back track a bit. By the time we had gone back to my place it was around 2 or 3 in the morning, I had been drinking, and his penis was too small for me to really feel anything that would be remotely exciting. At one point he noticed that I was asleep and asked me if I had fallen asleep. I quickly snapped out of it and told him that I hadn't and that he should just keep going, that I had just buried my face in the pillow and he couldn't hear me moan. Well, I fell asleep again, and this time he really noticed.

With his pride hurt, he stopped and said that he was just going to go home. I apologized and explained that I was exhausted, which was true. Needless to say, that was the last time we went out. Now, I know that I should have just had him go home after we got to my place, I really was tired and kind of just wanted to knock out, but I was also horny. I feel like the real culprit was his lack of ability to do anything other than just penetrate me. The penetration was boring, and when it's THAT small he should have known better than to just rely on his "thrusting" skills.

The other small penis experiences I've had were sort of similar, minus the falling asleep, but the lack of attention to my vagina from anything other than a penis is about the same. I'll get into the importance of foreplay in two weeks. In the meantime, I think it's important for guys to understand that if you weren't fortunate to be born well endowed, you need to make sure that you don't just rely on your penis to pleasure a woman.

Well, that's all for now. Until next time, stay excited!



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My new Swift Anal Plug

Today I will be reviewing my very first anal toy. I'm actually really excited about this because I have been looking forward to reviewing toys that both men and women can enjoy. Although, I am quite aware that the experience a female has with anal toys will not be anything in comparison to that of what a male might experience due to simple anatomy.

When it came to choosing an anal toy, my first thought was "the thinner the toy, the better the joy." I definitely did not want my first anal toy to be intimidating to the point where I would be scared to even attempt to use it. So I went to stores and looked online in order to get an idea of what is out there. I knew that I wanted to try a vibrating anal toy and was fortunate to find one that was a size I knew I could handle; the 100% Silicone Swift Plug.

The Swift Plug measures 4.5 inches (11.4 centemeters), is made of silicone, has a suction cup at the bottom, and vibrates. Of course, as is the case with most battery operated adult toys, batteries are not included and requires two AAA batteries to get this bad boy working. The controler for the plug is actually a dial (which is different from what's shown in the picture above) and appears to have about thee settings which one can distinguish; low, medium, and fast. Now that I've gotten all of the technical stuff out of the way, time to share my thoughts.

After getting this toy, I put off trying it for about a month and a half. As you all know, from my blog posts on my anal sex experiences, I have never really had an experience that I thoroughly enjoyed, just one that was alright, so this made me hesitate trying out this toy. It wasn't until a few weeks ago that I decided that I would put all of that behind me (no pun intended) and give the plug a go. One Saturday morning, I woke up, took the dog out for a walk, and hopped into the shower. While in the shower I started thinking about this review that was coming up and started thinking that I had put off trying out this toy for long enough. I got out of the shower, grabbed the plug and the lube, and decided to just go for it. Even though the plug is fairly slim, I knew that I still had to make sure to go slow.

When I first inserted the tip of the toy I could feel my body tense up, not because I caught myself off guard, but because I was still a bit hesitant about trying this toy out. In order to make myself relax I turned on the plug. The vibrations from the plug on my anus felt like a massage, which allowed my body to relax. It took me about five to ten minutes of massaging my anus with the vibrating plug and applying lube before I got the toy all the way in. Once inside, I realized that I was really enjoying this toy. The vibrations were exciting, while the pressure inside my anal cavity allowed for a differnt experience when I used my Rabbit in conjunction with the plug. It didn't take long for me to climax; all of these new sensations sort of brought about a sensory overload. After I was finished, I had to go through the process of taking out the plug. Although I was already relaxed, this required extra lube and about five minutes before I was able to fully extract the plug.

Now, I don't really have any cons for this toy, except for that once it was inside of me, and was using the Rabbit as well, I sort of couldn't feel much of the pressure from the plug. Basically, this toy was a little too thin once it was already inside, but I'm sure that I won't try anything significantly bigger any time soon.

I can honestly say that this is my first positive anal experience; and being the one in control had everything to do with that. The Swift Plug itself could have been bigger, but I only felt that way after the toy was inside of me. Other than that, I feel like this is a great begginer's toy for anyone that's looking to explore having anal sex. With that said, the Swift Plug get's a huge "DilDo" from me!

Until next time, stay excited!




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