Gyro G G-Spot Vibrator

It's review day!!!! That means that I got a chance to spend some quality time with a new toy. My new friend of the month is the Gyro G, a g-spot vibrator, by Pleasure Works. Here's a picture!

Isn't she pretty?  I haven't named her yet but I eventually will, just give me some time.

I ended up buying a Groupon for my favorite Bay Area adult store, Good Vibrations, so I felt like a little kid at a candy store once I had some time to do some adult shopping. I wanted to get some quality toys, but I also wanted to buy more than one, which is kind of hard to do at times because the super high quality toys (which also tend to be the rechargeable ones) have a tendency to cost an arm and a leg, and sometimes a boob and your ovaries. Fortunately, this particular toy only cost $25, so I made another purchase for a toy I will be reviewing next month.

Every time I buy a new toy I feel like I need to rush home and take it out for a test drive... in my vagina; this toy was no different. I washed it first (because it's important to be sanitary with things that will be in or around your womanhood), inserted the batteries, added a bit of lube to the toy, undressed, and then went to town. At first I was inserting the toy straight in and too deep. The sensation I was feeling was pleasurable, but that's also because I enjoy a bit of pain when there's pressure against my cervix (yes, size does matter to me). But then I proceeded to insert the toy with more shallow thrusts and at a bit of an angle; this made the world of difference in terms of G-spot stimulation. Within minutes I was experiencing a fairly intense orgasm that involved absolutely no clitoral stimulation. I even think that I might have been close to making myself squirt a couple of times, but that might have just been the different feeling in terms of stimulation in comparison to my normal masturbation method of clitoral stimulation. 

The Stats:
The Gyro G is 5 1/4" long and 5/8" wide.
It requires two double A batteries, which are not included (at this point, I have quite a few rechargeable batteries).
It is made of ABS (acrylonitile butadiene styrene) plastic, which is a hard, non-porous material which makes it easy to clean with just a simple, mild, antibacterial soap and warm water.
The tip of the toy is tapered and angled for maximum g-spot stimulation.
There are about two to three intensity settings which are controlled with a dial at the bottom of the toy. The only reason I'm not sure with the number if intensity settings is because it's easy to miss the middle setting with the dial.
There is more girth in the middle of the toy which allows a much fuller feeling while using the toy (that full feeling is really, really nice... just my own observation).
The motor is very silent (especially when compared to the Hitachi Magic Wand).
And it's velvety to the touch.

Pros:
Intense little motor.
The tapered, angled tip allows for maximum G-spot stimulation.
The girth in the middle adds to your orgasm experience. 
Simple to use.
Simple to clean.
And most importantly, it's INEXPENSIVE!!!

Cons:
The center girth can potentially be uncomfortable to some women with tighter vaginas.
THAT'S IT!

There really are no "cons" that I could think of to write up. Due to that, and my wonderful orgasms since purchasing this toy, and the extremely affordable price, the Gyro G gets a giant "DilDo" from me.

Before I sign off, though, I would like to make sure to note that this is not a good toy for anal play due to the lack of a tapered end. Never, ever, EVER insert anything into your bum that can potentially get sucked up and lost in there.

Until next time, stay excited! 





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Small Penis

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

I know that I was supposed to post last week, and that post was supposed to be on how much of a non-issue having a small penis is, but as you can see that did not end up happening. Well, Since it IS the end of the month I'm technically supposed to post a story about my own experience, so this post will be my segue to that "small penis" post, but after next week's review.

Even though I plan to write about how a man with a small penis isn't necessarily the worst thing for a woman to experience, this post is going to be about the opposite.

I've had my fair share of "small penis" experiences, but fortunately it hasn't been the majority. One experience sticks out the most mainly because it was pretty bad. I went out with this guy, who I will refer to as L, a few times. The last time I went out with him we went to a concert and had a really great time. There was a lot of flirting, and a lot of getting physical; close dancing, hand holding, kissing, and caressing. All of the physical interaction was really turning me on, so I knew that we were definitely going to get it on that night. When he finally took me home, and started to do some heavy petting, I decided to just go for it and start undressing him, he reciprocated and began to undress me. When we were both finally naked, I noticed the size, or lack thereof, of his penis. I remember thinking about how disappointed I was but hoped that there would at least be some really fun foreplay.

The foreplay never happened. L decided to just go straight to the penetration, which was sort of a HUGE bummer. What happened next was sort of embarrassing. While we were having sex, doggie style, I fell asleep. Now let me back track a bit. By the time we had gone back to my place it was around 2 or 3 in the morning, I had been drinking, and his penis was too small for me to really feel anything that would be remotely exciting. At one point he noticed that I was asleep and asked me if I had fallen asleep. I quickly snapped out of it and told him that I hadn't and that he should just keep going, that I had just buried my face in the pillow and he couldn't hear me moan. Well, I fell asleep again, and this time he really noticed.

With his pride hurt, he stopped and said that he was just going to go home. I apologized and explained that I was exhausted, which was true. Needless to say, that was the last time we went out. Now, I know that I should have just had him go home after we got to my place, I really was tired and kind of just wanted to knock out, but I was also horny. I feel like the real culprit was his lack of ability to do anything other than just penetrate me. The penetration was boring, and when it's THAT small he should have known better than to just rely on his "thrusting" skills.

The other small penis experiences I've had were sort of similar, minus the falling asleep, but the lack of attention to my vagina from anything other than a penis is about the same. I'll get into the importance of foreplay in two weeks. In the meantime, I think it's important for guys to understand that if you weren't fortunate to be born well endowed, you need to make sure that you don't just rely on your penis to pleasure a woman.

Well, that's all for now. Until next time, stay excited!



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